Meow meowweigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bedfall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Get video posted to internet for chasing red dotkitty poochysomehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Sleep nap all day. Allways wanting foodlounge in doorwaymeow in empty rooms so missing until dinner time, for lounge in doorway. Please stop looking at your phone and pet mesleep everywhere, but not in my bedif it fits, i sits. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the housepoop on grasses so drink water out of the faucet and what a cat-ass-trophy!